Archive for the ‘HUMOR’ Category

UK comedy guide seeks paid contributors

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Do you have opinions about comedy? Can you organize them and write them down? Can you spell the word humor with two U’s (but not in a row)?

Then you might win 75 British pounds (£75, roughly US$150) as a correspondent for Chortle: The UK Comedy Guide (site main page).

Chortle says:

General comment pieces about particular aspects of the comedy scene are encouraged more than reviews of individual shows or performers, though we may also use these.

Pieces for the monthly contest should be:

at least 500 words in length, in a similar tone to something you might read in a broadsheet newspaper.

Good luck.

Marathon of ‘Word Girl’ kids’ vocabulary show

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Look, up in the sky! It’s a . . . well, it’s a superpowered word-loving girl.

This Friday, November 23, 2007, America’s PBS public broadcasters will air a two-hour marathon of their new children’s vocabulary TV show Word Girl (check your local listings).

I’ve never seen the animated show, but the bits on the Web site are very entertaining and probably educational for elementary school children. The creators show that language is fun. The television series also offers the introduction and reinforcement of four vocabulary words per episode.

I put this post in the Humor category as well as Language because some of the animated shorts on the site made me laugh, as when the narrator explains that Word Girl arrived on Earth when her monkey crashed their space ship. The narrator then goes into great detail about how monkey piloting is a very bad idea until Word Girl, breaking the fourth wall, makes him stop (in the first Huggy’s House of Fun Freeze Frame).

If your kids are in America and are no longer drowsy from Thanksgiving turkey by Friday, have them take a look.

Show’s dictionary for parents and teachers

Site update: Humor about Japan / Japanese language

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I’ve started expanding this site beyond the blog. To start off, I’ve added some fun with Japanese language and culture:

  • animated GIF images
  • quizzes, some of which are based on song parodies, and
  • puns.

You can now see a link to this site’s homepage on the sidebar at right.

Happy 25th Anniversary, Smiley :-)

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Twenty-five years ago, September 19, 1982, the smiley emoticon

traditional smiley with nose

colon – hyphen – close parenthesis, was born at Carnegie Mellon University in the U.S., thanks to Professor Scott E. Fahlman.

Now we’ve graduated to big smiles

smiley with big 'D' mouth

and sticking tongues out

smiley with 'p' tongue

and Asia has put smileys upright

Japanese smiley

and added waving hello

Japanese smiley with wave

and more. Now, for the occasion, could someone make ASCII art of a birthday cake?

wink emoticon

2007 Talk Like a Pirate Day

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Arrr! Wednesday, the 19th of September be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Talk like one or get called a bilge rat.

The day was started in 1995 and popularized by humor columnist Dave Barry in 2002, even before the Pirates of the Caribbean movies came out.

Official site
Including:
pirate dictionary and sound files of German, Swedish and Mandarin Chinese pirate-ish talk

Internet talk for pirates

See also my posts:
Arrr! Talk Like a Pirate Day 2006
‘The Pirate Primer’ book (Arrr!)

2007 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winners

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

It’s time for the results of San Jose State University English Department’s annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (sjsu.edu/depts/english/2007.htm). [EDIT (6/6/10): dead link] According to the official site, the contest is

a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.

The authors have fun with the good bad-writing. I especially liked the delightful audacity of

  • the Children’s Literature winner, Dave McKenzie (“Danny, the little Grizzly cub . . .”), and
  • the Romance dishonorable mention, Linda Morgan (“Ruthanne felt as though she was frozen in time . . .”).

Sadly, the English Department missed a simple fact of math when they said:

2007 is the silver anniversary of the Contest that began at San Jose State University in 1982, making Jim Gleeson the 25th grand prize winner.

It is the 25th, silver, anniversary (Current year – First year), but they presumably awarded a prize the first year, making 2007′s Jim Gleeson the 26th grand prize winner (Current year – First year + 1).

See also my post:
2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winners

‘The Wal-Mart Song’ by Rhett and Link

Friday, July 20th, 2007

The live-performance video of “The Wal-Mart Song” has continued to make me laugh on repeated viewings, especially the final verse. It’s an ode to the diversity of products available at Wal-Mart stores.

Link to video

The song is by the duo Rhett and Link, who will be hosts of The CW’s new Internet-related show Online Nation on American television this fall.

MySpace and Just for Laughs / Juste pour Rire Festival

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

MySpace is celebrating the first anniversary of its comedians’ section and the twenty-fifth anniversary of the Just for Laughs/Juste pour Rire Montreal comedy festival (July 12-22, 2007) by showing live video from the festival.

MySpace already has short clips from past festivals on the Just for Laughs MySpace page (no big laughs, but I liked Dane Cook’s and Ray Romano’s clips).

Just for Laughs official site

Juste pour Rire site officiel

Summer 2007 Youtube sketch comedy contest

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

If you’re good at making sketch-comedy videos, you could win video-making equipment, a trip to the premiere of the movie Hot Rod (IMDb listing), and a contract to make a video for Sierra Mist in the Youtube Sketchies sketch comedy contest. [EDIT (6/7/10): Link now goes to 2008's Sketchies II contest.]

The contest is in partnership with Andy Samberg and his The Lonely Island pals from Saturday Night Live and Hot Rod.

EDIT (May 23, 2007):
“You must be at least 13 years old, a legal U.S. resident and a registered member of Youtube to enter.” Sorry, most of the world.

Round 1: Submit first video May 24 to 31, 2007.

Round 2: If you’re one of ten semifinalists chosen by June 13th, submit second video by June 19th.

Round 3: If you’re one of five finalists chosen by June 27th, submit third video by July 3rd.

Winner Announced: July 12, 2007

If you’re not good at making sketch-comedy videos, you can still participate by voting and crushing the dreams of others. I mean, rewarding excellence.

‘The New Yorker’ weekly cartoon-caption contest

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

The New Yorker magazine is known for its cartoons (site) as much as for its articles. You can join the party by submitting a caption for other cartoons in their contest.

If you’re a U.S. resident, 18 years old or older, you can enter and possibly win a print of the cartoon with your caption and the artist’s signature. Before that, the three finalists (with names, cities, and states) will have their captions published in the magazine in order to be voted on.

Official Rules

As for the regular cartoons, Robert Mankoff, cartoon editor of The New Yorker, said in a November 2006 interview, that he’s looking for a variety of humor: gags, ridicule, incongruity, “Theory of Mind” (showing a character’s perspective), “ludic” (playful silliness, which can be somewhat subversive presumably in the Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Monty Python tradition), and so forth.

More generally, Mankoff said in a 2004 Q&A that he wants cartoons that are “funny and communicate some idea about our culture.”

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